Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Part 12 - I am Melvin

Post taken from personal blog as this happened on my actual msn account, you'll find out why later

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Wow 500th post, and damn, this is going to be a good one.

I was on msn just now when someone added me, before I could ask who it was the person asked me if I was a Melvin... who wanted cybersex. The convo that followed next is sexually explict and no way would I have had the balls to do it if I didn't have cw goading me on, LAWL.

Beware people, but it's still awesome.

By the way it was a female, unless it's a gay guy or something.
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sexy, let's make love says:

hi.. melvin here?

sexy, let's make love says:

is this melvin? my fren said u wanted a sexchat n webcam sessn..

me

what the flying fuck/

me

wrong person

sexy, let's make love says:

ok

sexy, let's make love says:

sorry

sexy, let's make love says:

youre melwong2303?

sexy, let's make love says:

oh fuck.. rong additn..

me

2*03

sexy, let's make love says:

ok srry.

me

uh huh yes

me

hope you get your fun

sexy, let's make love says:

wanna help mi anywae?

me

by?

sexy, let's make love says:

sex chat..

me

to you?

sexy, let's make love says:

wif me..

sexy, let's make love says:

or any frens 2 recommend..

me

what about the melvin person you intended to add?

sexy, let's make love says:

ya.. adding nw..

me

any success?

sexy, let's make love says:

no...nt accptd yet.

me

maybe he's offline

me

still searching for someone?

sexy, let's make love says:

k..

sexy, let's make love says:

ya..

sexy, let's make love says:

yz?

me

are you that hot girl in that picture?

sexy, let's make love says:

ya. hu r u?

sexy, let's make love says:

where r u from?

sexy, let's make love says:

s'p?

me

nope in a JC

me

how old are you?

sexy, let's make love says:

no ure from singapore i meant?

sexy, let's make love says:

im from sp.. 19

me

oh right, yeah based in singapore

sexy, let's make love says:

which jc r u frm

me

i'm an indonesian scholar

me

from NJC

sexy, let's make love says:

wads ur name.?

me

melvin wong

sexy, let's make love says:

so ure melvin?

me

one melvin, not the one you're looking for though

sexy, let's make love says:

oh..

sexy, let's make love says:

u want sex chat?

me

sure why not

me

could use a little destressing

sexy, let's make love says:

kewl.. melvin do u masturbate?

me

of course

me

twice everyday

me

till my balls get dry

sexy, let's make love says:

kewlz.. ure my kind of guy

sexy, let's make love says:

so u wanna start?

me

anytime you're ready

sexy, let's make love says:

sure.. u start by saying something..lets have cybersex k..

me

aren't you starting it?

me

this is my first time having cybersex with someone

sexy, let's make love says:

guys first?

sexy, let's make love says:

oh okie.

me

it's sexier if the girls takes charge

sexy, let's make love says:

you jus say out wad u think of doin kz

sexy, let's make love says:

so first we r on a bed

sexy, let's make love says:

i kiss u deeply and my tongue enters urmouth

sexy, let's make love says:

n i rub myself against u..feeling ur hardness

sexy, let's make love says:

massaging ur cock with my pussy.. dry fuck

sexy, let's make love says:

ur turn..

me

i continue kissing you

sexy, let's make love says:

r u masturbating now?

me

as my hands wander all over your neck and shoulders

me

and i start pinching your bum as you moan

sexy, let's make love says:

in real lyf

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan and my hands reach into ur boxers...

me

my hands move upwards and start to unbutton your blouse

me

i reach for your bra and tear it off

me

it makes a sound like a paper ripping

sexy, let's make love says:

i press my breasts against ur hard chest

sexy, let's make love says:

n i tug at ur boxers..

sexy, let's make love says:

pull it down

sexy, let's make love says:

r u masturbating in real lyk?

sexy, let's make love says:

lyf?

me

yes

me

taking it real slow

me

making it last longer

me

you're so hot

me

you set me on fire baby

me

i grab at your nipple and lower my head

me

sucking them and nibbling like a suckling pig

sexy, let's make love says:

my nipples arch up

sexy, let's make love says:

iam so turned on babie..

sexy, let's make love says:

fuck me please...

me

my hands reach lower and i tug at your jeans

me

but the belts in the way so i have to stop sucking

me

i pull away as my saliva makes a trail down your chest like the upper course of a river

me

meandering down your stomach

me

i undo you belt and fling it across the room

me

in the distance i hear a crash

me

but you're moaning so hard for me

sexy, let's make love says:

i take off my underwear for u babie

me

and i can see you're all wet

me

the glistening reflected in the light of the television

me

news of a child being named '4real' on it

me

as i start stroking you

me

you alright baby?

sexy, let's make love says:

im ok

sexy, let's make love says:

i dun get wad u mean by 4real

me

still masturbating?

sexy, let's make love says:

yes

me

sorry let me continue

sexy, let's make love says:

kz

me

you lie back on the bed, legs open

me

and i insert my middle finger into you

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan as my juices flow out onto ur finger

me

i remove my finger and stick it up your anus

sexy, let's make love says:

its tight babie..feel it..

me

i am baby

me

i remove my finger and grab a banana off the side table

me

and i slow slide it up your anus

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan in pleasure..

sexy, let's make love says:

and i beg for ur cock insead..

me

i reach over and take the remote control of the tv

me

i must deny myself this pleasure

me

it makes me feel better

me

i rub the control over you, wetting them

me

then i slowly slide it up you

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan in pleasure and beg u to put e real thing in me

sexy, let's make love says:

i want to cum

me

instead i start moving the remote in and out slowly

me

and channels on the tv change

me

i started to thrust it in faster and faster

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After that she stopped responding. Guess i'm a bad online lover.

Happy 500th post ^_^

1 comment:

tara tara tara. said...

this is by far one of the most hilarious blogs i've read in ages :)