Monday, August 11, 2008

Part 15 - Hannah

Hannah says:
Hi

Me says:
er hello

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
hey, A/S/L?:)

Me says:
21/m/singapore

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

Me says:
nope, no webcam

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

Me says:
trying to save money to buy me some better weights

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$

Me says:
oh sure

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janeroom fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!

Me says:
i'm honoured that you trust me

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$

Me says:
sorry but no credit card
i'm not working yet

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

Me says:
alright
bye babe

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janeroom

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I really have nothing to say about that -___________________-. I also have half a mind to change my e-mail to something overpoweringly feminine - like pinkglitterysparklesunicorn@hotmail.com or ihaveapassionforfashion@hotmail.com. Is my melwong****@hotmail.com e-mail address THAT sexually ambiguous that people have no idea they just added a girl?!?! WTF.

Friday, February 1, 2008

Part 14 - Humsub

You could not possibly have imagined the massive face palm that followed upon receiving this message:

However on clicking the link, it said suspended user. Looks like the people at friendster have gotten something right at last.

Do add him should you wish some fun, this one is certainly asking for it and I feel too drained to really provoke any rubbish >.<