The Wonderful Adventures of Anna

It's been a long time baby - "Addie"

2009-11-12T02:44:00.001-08:00

For some reason this one added my MSN.

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Addie: hi
Me: hi
Addie: hi how are you today?
Me: alive?
Addie: my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 years old how old are you?
Me: I am 22 years old
Addie: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Me: no thank you, I have taken a vow of chastity. I'm going to be a priest
Addie: I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Me: GOD STRIKES DOWN ALL SINNERS AND FORNICATORS. BEGONE EVIL TEMPTRESS!
Addie: well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! [http://www.neopets.com] fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
Me: GOD'S WRATHFUL HAND SHALL TURN AGAINST YOU ONE DAY. JUST YOU WAIT.
Addie: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Me: of course, would not want to destroy the atmosphere
Addie: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

Part 15 - Hannah

2008-08-11T06:04:00.000-07:00

Hannah says:
Hi

Me says:
er hello

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
hey, A/S/L?:)

Me says:
21/m/singapore

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

Me says:
nope, no webcam

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

Me says:
trying to save money to buy me some better weights

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$

Me says:
oh sure

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janeroom fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!

Me says:
i'm honoured that you trust me

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$

Me says:
sorry but no credit card
i'm not working yet

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

Me says:
alright
bye babe

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janeroom

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I really have nothing to say about that -___________________-. I also have half a mind to change my e-mail to something overpoweringly feminine - like pinkglitterysparklesunicorn@hotmail.com or ihaveapassionforfashion@hotmail.com. Is my melwong****@hotmail.com e-mail address THAT sexually ambiguous that people have no idea they just added a girl?!?! WTF.

Part 14 - Humsub

2008-02-01T07:17:00.002-08:00

You could not possibly have imagined the massive face palm that followed upon receiving this message:

However on clicking the link, it said suspended user. Looks like the people at friendster have gotten something right at last.

Do add him should you wish some fun, this one is certainly asking for it and I feel too drained to really provoke any rubbish >.<

Part 13 - Teen Flirt Chat

2007-11-07T06:01:00.000-08:00

A friend, Nic, gave me the link to this teen chat. Essentially it was filled full off people looking to have cybersex, pictures of underages tits and so on.

As such the next post will be explicit to an extent.

I also adopted another name without really thinking, so I'm melanie123. At it's peak I had literally 20 windows open with people wanting to chat and had to turn down quite a few. I also lost some other good ones because I closed the main window and it in turn closed all the rest of the conversation windows.
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a_guy_so_sweet looking for a guy to talk
Melanie123 i
Melanie123 i'm not a guy
a_guy_so_sweet i am a guy
Melanie123 but you're looking for a guy
Melanie123 and i'm not a guy
Melanie123 oh right, you missed a question mark
a_guy_so_sweet so what is your name
Melanie123 melanie
a_guy_so_sweet i am ronen
a_guy_so_sweet so hows life treating u
a_guy_so_sweet are u ahppy
Melanie123 yes very happy in fact!
Melanie123 i recently watched Kill Bill
Melanie123 killing makes me happy ^_^
a_guy_so_sweet bad bad ]
Melanie123 mm no kidding
Melanie123 do you like blood too?
Melanie123 :D
a_guy_so_sweet good go kill your self before a mirror
Melanie123 oh yeah baby
Melanie123 so sexy
Melanie123 turns me on
a_guy_so_sweet bye

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Boy_For_Shemale 0hey
Boy_For_Shemale 0asl
Melanie123 15/f/utah
Boy_For_Shemale im 17/m/california
Boy_For_Shemale roleplay?
Boy_For_Shemale roleplay?
Melanie123 oh yes please!
Melanie123 i want to be pikachu from pokemon
Melanie123 you can be ash, the big strong trainer
Boy_For_Shemale how about your misty instead and you abuse me
Boy_For_Shemale or ash's mom
Boy_For_Shemale ok?
Melanie123 so wait
Boy_For_Shemale what?
Melanie123 do i still get to be pikachu?
Melanie123 because if i do, then anything goes!
Boy_For_Shemale ok
Boy_For_Shemale you start
Melanie123 you have to start
Melanie123 i'm in a pokeball rememebr
Boy_For_Shemale is sleeping and misty lets you out and she whispers
to you how much fun would it be to dom ash as she's putting on a big
black strapon
Boy_For_Shemale (so your also misty right)
Boy_For_Shemale (GO)
Boy_For_Shemale HELLO
Melanie123 sorry!
Boy_For_Shemale JUST GO
Melanie123 ohright also misty
Boy_For_Shemale yea
Boy_For_Shemale just go
Melanie123 she sneaks up slowly onto boy for shemale's bed
Melanie123 and pulls down his shorts, he stirs a little but drifts off to
sleep quickly
Boy_For_Shemale moves a bit and goes back to sleepd
Melanie123 she rubs lub on the strap on
Melanie123 and slides it up boy for shemale's anus slowly
Boy_For_Shemale moves a bit ahh what the hell misty
Boy_For_Shemale backs away and pulls up his shorts
Boy_For_Shemale misty what the hell are you doing
Melanie123 i was trying to make you happy!
Boy_For_Shemale (your supposed to force it upon me and call me
ash)
Melanie123 sorry sorry!
Melanie123 kinda distracted here
Boy_For_Shemale shut up and actually roleplay cuz so far your
failing
Melanie123 PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT AND KNOCKS ASH OUT
Boy_For_Shemale falls over with his butt in the air
Boy_For_Shemale you got 10 seconds
Boy_For_Shemale or we are roleplaying my way
Boy_For_Shemale that's it
Boy_For_Shemale this roleplay is terrible
Boy_For_Shemale are you even there
Boy_For_Shemale we are going to roleplay with my roles
Melanie123 i'm busy
Melanie123 sorry i can't be at your beck and call
Melanie123 mastar
Melanie123 *master

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On msn

carl m says:
hey babe
carl m says:
u there babe
melanie! says:
yup sorry
melanie! says:
busy
carl m says:
oh thats ok
carl m says:
do u have a pic of u
melanie! says:
yup
carl m says:
can u send one to me please

Waiting for carl m to accept the file "100_2203_edited_e.jpg" (21 Kb, less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer.

Transfer of file "100_2203_edited_e.jpg" has been accepted by carl m. Starting transfer...

Sending of "100_2203_edited_e.jpg" to carl m has failed.

carl m says:
can u send it agian please hun
carl m says:
can u send it again please babe

Waiting for carl m to accept the file "100_2203_edited_e.jpg" (21 Kb, less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer.

Transfer of file "100_2203_edited_e.jpg" has been accepted by carl m. Starting transfer...

Transfer of "100_2203_edited_e.jpg" is complete. (the usual anna picture)

carl m says:
very nice
carl m says:
send some naughty ones and i will be naughty for u if u want me to
melanie! says:
mmm
melanie! says:
none unfortunately
melanie! says:
and no camera on hand
carl m says:
what u wearing now
melanie! says:
a t-shirt and shorts
carl m says:
any panties and bra
melanie! says:
nope
carl m says:
you need to get a cam to hand
melanie! says:
to hand?
carl m says:
take some pic for me to wank over
carl m says:
teh u can watch
melanie! says:
mmm maybe this is a good time to tell you that i'm lesbian
melanie! says:
not really into penises and all
carl m says:
oh ok
melanie! says:
they look like decomposed sausages
carl m says:
yes
carl m says:
but they make you feel good
melanie! says:
never really tired one, tbf
carl m says:
u need to do
melanie! says:
but i hear cucumbers are a good alternative
carl m says:
have u ever tried anything
melanie! says:
i've tried cucumbers
carl m says:
what was it like
melanie! says:
satisfying
melanie! says:
and it felt kinda cool down there
melanie! says:
like as cool as a cucumber

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brad7 hey
brad7 asl
Melanie123 15/f/utah
brad7 m17 tennessee
brad7 u at school?
Melanie123 nope
Melanie123 taking the day off for some rest
Melanie123 kinda burnt out now
brad7 same here
brad7 what u look like
Melanie123 dark hair, brown eyes, about 5'3
brad7 6'2 brown hair andn blue eyes tanned 6 pack
brad7 got b/f?
brad7 ?
Melanie123 nope
Melanie123 never had one
Melanie123 i'm usually too busy
brad7 virgin?
Melanie123 yup
brad7 ?
brad7 ever done anything
Melanie123 like?
brad7 anything sexual
brad7 ?
Melanie123 mm yes, of course
Melanie123 i am a average girl
brad7 u got a cell?
brad7 ?
Melanie123 nope
Melanie123 parents took it away from me
Melanie123 bills too high
brad7 u got a home phone
brad7 i can call u this one time
brad7 ?
Melanie123 sorry busy
Melanie123 nope, my younger sister is at home
Melanie123 she'll tattle on me if i used the phone
Melanie123 i'm grounded
brad7 ok just wondering
Melanie123 mm so sorry
brad7 thats ok
brad7 i could unknown u could pretend u didnt know who it was
Melanie123 nah bad idea
brad7 k
Melanie123 parents look at any excuse to bark at me
Melanie123 anyway yes, i need to go now
Melanie123 goodbye
brad7 bye

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Nic swears every single of them is a pedo. Wouldn't be surprised myself. There was even one called bigblackdude or something, but I lost that convo log along with a few others.

Part 12 - I am Melvin

2007-11-07T05:50:00.000-08:00

Post taken from personal blog as this happened on my actual msn account, you'll find out why later

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Wow 500th post, and damn, this is going to be a good one.

I was on msn just now when someone added me, before I could ask who it was the person asked me if I was a Melvin... who wanted cybersex. The convo that followed next is sexually explict and no way would I have had the balls to do it if I didn't have cw goading me on, LAWL.

Beware people, but it's still awesome.

By the way it was a female, unless it's a gay guy or something.
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sexy, let's make love says:

hi.. melvin here?

sexy, let's make love says:

is this melvin? my fren said u wanted a sexchat n webcam sessn..

what the flying fuck/

wrong person

sexy, let's make love says:

sorry

sexy, let's make love says:

youre melwong2303?

sexy, let's make love says:

oh fuck.. rong additn..

2*03

sexy, let's make love says:

ok srry.

uh huh yes

hope you get your fun

sexy, let's make love says:

wanna help mi anywae?

by?

sexy, let's make love says:

sex chat..

to you?

sexy, let's make love says:

wif me..

sexy, let's make love says:

or any frens 2 recommend..

what about the melvin person you intended to add?

sexy, let's make love says:

ya.. adding nw..

any success?

sexy, let's make love says:

no...nt accptd yet.

maybe he's offline

still searching for someone?

sexy, let's make love says:

k..

sexy, let's make love says:

ya..

sexy, let's make love says:

yz?

are you that hot girl in that picture?

sexy, let's make love says:

ya. hu r u?

sexy, let's make love says:

where r u from?

sexy, let's make love says:

s'p?

nope in a JC

how old are you?

sexy, let's make love says:

no ure from singapore i meant?

sexy, let's make love says:

im from sp.. 19

oh right, yeah based in singapore

sexy, let's make love says:

which jc r u frm

i'm an indonesian scholar

from NJC

sexy, let's make love says:

wads ur name.?

melvin wong

sexy, let's make love says:

so ure melvin?

one melvin, not the one you're looking for though

sexy, let's make love says:

oh..

sexy, let's make love says:

u want sex chat?

sure why not

could use a little destressing

sexy, let's make love says:

kewl.. melvin do u masturbate?

of course

twice everyday

till my balls get dry

sexy, let's make love says:

kewlz.. ure my kind of guy

sexy, let's make love says:

so u wanna start?

anytime you're ready

sexy, let's make love says:

sure.. u start by saying something..lets have cybersex k..

aren't you starting it?

this is my first time having cybersex with someone

sexy, let's make love says:

guys first?

sexy, let's make love says:

oh okie.

it's sexier if the girls takes charge

sexy, let's make love says:

you jus say out wad u think of doin kz

sexy, let's make love says:

so first we r on a bed

sexy, let's make love says:

i kiss u deeply and my tongue enters urmouth

sexy, let's make love says:

n i rub myself against u..feeling ur hardness

sexy, let's make love says:

massaging ur cock with my pussy.. dry fuck

sexy, let's make love says:

ur turn..

i continue kissing you

sexy, let's make love says:

r u masturbating now?

as my hands wander all over your neck and shoulders

and i start pinching your bum as you moan

sexy, let's make love says:

in real lyf

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan and my hands reach into ur boxers...

my hands move upwards and start to unbutton your blouse

i reach for your bra and tear it off

it makes a sound like a paper ripping

sexy, let's make love says:

i press my breasts against ur hard chest

sexy, let's make love says:

n i tug at ur boxers..

sexy, let's make love says:

pull it down

sexy, let's make love says:

r u masturbating in real lyk?

sexy, let's make love says:

lyf?

yes

taking it real slow

making it last longer

you're so hot

you set me on fire baby

i grab at your nipple and lower my head

sucking them and nibbling like a suckling pig

sexy, let's make love says:

my nipples arch up

sexy, let's make love says:

iam so turned on babie..

sexy, let's make love says:

fuck me please...

my hands reach lower and i tug at your jeans

but the belts in the way so i have to stop sucking

i pull away as my saliva makes a trail down your chest like the upper course of a river

meandering down your stomach

i undo you belt and fling it across the room

in the distance i hear a crash

but you're moaning so hard for me

sexy, let's make love says:

i take off my underwear for u babie

and i can see you're all wet

the glistening reflected in the light of the television

news of a child being named '4real' on it

as i start stroking you

you alright baby?

sexy, let's make love says:

im ok

sexy, let's make love says:

i dun get wad u mean by 4real

still masturbating?

sexy, let's make love says:

yes

sorry let me continue

sexy, let's make love says:

you lie back on the bed, legs open

and i insert my middle finger into you

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan as my juices flow out onto ur finger

i remove my finger and stick it up your anus

sexy, let's make love says:

its tight babie..feel it..

i am baby

i remove my finger and grab a banana off the side table

and i slow slide it up your anus

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan in pleasure..

sexy, let's make love says:

and i beg for ur cock insead..

i reach over and take the remote control of the tv

i must deny myself this pleasure

it makes me feel better

i rub the control over you, wetting them

then i slowly slide it up you

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan in pleasure and beg u to put e real thing in me

sexy, let's make love says:

i want to cum

instead i start moving the remote in and out slowly

and channels on the tv change

i started to thrust it in faster and faster

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After that she stopped responding. Guess i'm a bad online lover.

Happy 500th post ^_^

Part 11 - Joseph

2007-11-07T05:21:00.000-08:00

Okay yes, long totally overdue post.

As always this guy started sending me random messages through friendster, and since I didn't really check my account often, communication was sparse.

Before you kill me for 1) not posting in gazoinks 2) not further screwing with this guy, let it be known that my school during school term is literally killer, I have little time to spare for Anna-ness which eats up quite a bit of time on my part.

So here we go! The bad spelling Joseph.

Joseph confesses to be ugly, but since he was gracious enough to spare us the agony of looking at this so called 'ugly' face by not uploading a picture to Friendster.

He manages to beat our dear 'investment banker' friend, Mark from the previous post. He is also mind bogglingly incomprehensible. All I get is that 1) he's ugly, 2) he's old 3) his command of English is bad.

So anyway this was the first message he sent to me (as always it's a screencap of me replying to him, his message is below).

Oh yes, please do give your number out randomly (And on another note as safe as Facebook seems please do not EVER post your handphone number and home address there - you're asking for trouble) to strangers. Also: where was it stated on my profile that I gave out free magazines to people? Oh you've quite read me wrong.

And after about a month plus when I finally checked Anna again, I found this waiting for me:

Oh hmm. I forgot to erase the number out of that. No matter, don't suppose anyone who reads this is idiotic enough to even call him. One thing good though, he never gives up does he? Always optimistic that I'll text him or some other form of rubbish.

After this it ends, I guess looking back around the August period I was going through a rough patch and didn't have the patience to keep this up much longer. Aha.

Introduction

2007-05-06T05:32:00.000-07:00

'Anna' was originally set up to play a prank on a particularly annoying pest called Eamon in 2006, hoping to put an end to his bull shit.

However he never took the bait.

Instead what I found awaiting me was other guys who sent 'Anna' desperate messages, trying to pick her up. Instead of being an mischievous pointless project, 'Anna' slowly evolved into a public education/shaming project, amusing aspects thrown in free of charge, of the desperate/creepy/disturbing people to be found in Friendster (and I will possibly add to this selection when I have more time, Myspace, Facebook and Hot or Not to go!)

Lest I be accused of being unethical, let me state clearly that anything, even my own blog, on the internet is considered public and can be used freely by other people. I even go one step further by not contacting anyone at all. 'Anna' is run passively and responds to people who message her, I do not actively seek out victims.

This blog has no schedule for updating as it is only updated when people message 'Anna'.

Part 10 - Porn Spam

2007-04-08T20:13:00.000-07:00

Hello! This may very well be one of the most disturbing Anna posts ever, don't say you weren't warned.

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Yesterday night I received a message from... a female! Yes I know, I was quite disturbed when I saw it. I thought it might be some despo lesbian trying to pick me up, though to be fair the girl in the picture looked fairly 'hot'.

Then I opened the message:

"Oh, it's some spam."

Then I clicked on the website given, and her profile. I saw the profile first and it looked like a fairly legitimate profile, nothing about it seemed to be the front of a fake account promoting the other website.

Of course there was the token plug for that website:

Everything seemed fine and dandy. I think. Then I went to the link provided.

Oh me eyes me eyes! THEY BURN. For decency's sake and the sanity of everyone who read this, I have very nicely drawn bikini tops and bottoms on the offending body parts in the screenshot I have taken of the website:

Yes. I have been asked to go for a videocam community which specialises in nude females. WTF. To make things worse, my age is stated as '17' on the profile. What the hell. Spam or not, this is highly disturbing. If it isn't spam someone out there thinks I'll look good nude, if it's not then young girls are probably viewing the website and might get influenced. Now I am not some high and mighty morality person, but DUDE COME ON!

Anyway I sent this reply to 'Jessie':
'Hey, I'd love to join, unfortunately I believe the minimum age to join is 18. I am 17. If there's no age restriction, I'd love to join!'

I would really like the see the reply from this one.

Nightmare inducing.

Part 9 - Mark

2007-03-12T00:11:00.000-07:00

Hello! I am back again. After a hiatus of a few months, I checked my Friendster account again, and I found 2 lovely messages sitting in my inbox ^_^

To save space, my delightful reply is listed there.

Of course as usual, I went to check out his profile to see what kind of creep e-mails little 16 year old girls with delightful requests as mentioned above ^_^

WOW! 31 years old and in a 'Domestic Partnership'. With what? His hair? It certainly looks alive judging by the different ways it settles upon his pate, in no way making him look any less creepier than the paedophile shit that he is. And oh my! It looks like a bathroom in the background... could it be...? It's MYSPACE MAN! (nevermind if you don't get it).

Whoah. The 'Investment Bankers' Association of Singapore'. OMG THAT IS SO HOT AND SEXY! I WANT YOUR BABIES... NOT. Coupled with the hair style and your methods of trying to pick up people, you are such a winner ^_^

Granted all investment bankers work long hours and are under insane amount of stress and pressure, hence the need to find a mate online? But I AM 16! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Go Zouk or something, seems like the music you like is similar to the music being played in such nightspots.

Of course the kicker came when I read this off his profile, blown up to be read easier:

MONEY! HOLY SHIT HE'S NOT ONLY A WINNER, BUT HE'S A MATERIALISTIC WINNER! Normally if people want to be materialistic and all, fine, whatever floats your boat, but not when the girl you try to 'get to know better' has clearly stated on her profile:

What is wrong with your eyes? You have 4 of them judging by the pictures. You could have an IQ of 199 and I'd still think you are stupider than a mentally addled goat.

Anyway his reply to my message was the first sign of intelligence I have observed from this... thing.

Indeed! And my reply: "Yes, I am truly sorry to not have made your fine acquaintance. Good luck finding another 'most beautifull girl that (you've) seen in your life'."

And so ends my short but sweet correspondence with this man.

In a final twist of irony the original target of my existence did visit someone's Friendster account... Melodie's. Not mine, at all! HAHAHAHA.

He didn't take the bait at all, but I still think he's a great waste of space. *Shrugs*

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And yes, I am aware I didn't erase all the parts of creepy shit's name. My bad.

Part 8 - AZN Freak

2006-12-16T01:15:00.000-08:00

Today I finally decided to end off things with AZN fetish, but of course keeping on par with how damn weird he is, the convo was weird too -_______-

I'm not even sure what to make of it!

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Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

anna; says:
hello, you there?

lovin u says:
yup

anna; says:
so you're really planning to come over to Singapore to marry me?

lovin u says:
hehe

lovin u says:
of course

anna; says:
hahaha

anna; says:
did you ever think that this whole thing might not be what it really seems?

lovin u says:
yup

anna; says:
hahaha

anna; says:
then what would it be?

lovin u says:
wat u dont wanna marry me??

anna; says:
ahahaha

anna; says:
anyway are you feeling better?

lovin u says:
no i went hospital

anna; says:
really?

anna; says:
oh gosh, when?

lovin u says:
today

anna; says:
oh

anna; says:
and you're back home now?

lovin u says:
yup

anna; says:
okay

anna; says:
shouldn't you be resting then? like sleeping?

lovin u says:
yup

lovin u says:
sleep i cant the drugs keep u awake

anna; says:
oh okay

anna; says:
you're still sick then?

lovin u says:
yup

anna; says:
okay

anna; says:
um.

anna; says:
are you for real?

lovin u says:
yup

anna; says:
asian girls and all that?

anna; says:
+ all the girls on your friendster being

anna; says:
'asian'

lovin u says:
yup

anna; says:
ahahaha

anna; says:
don't you think i'm a little to weird to be real?

anna; says:
especially the last conversation we had

lovin u says:
no ur jus funny

anna; says:
LOL

anna; says:
hahaha really?

anna; says:
you don't even think i have some sort of mental disability?

lovin u says:
no

anna; says:
really?

anna; says:
that's nice of you

anna; says:
so you still want to marry me after everything?

lovin u says:
maybe we will see

anna; says:
okay

anna; says:
that has made me sad

lovin u says:
why

anna; says:
because you don't want to marry me

anna; says:
that and you seem to be very stupid.

lovin u says:
i said i probably do

lovin u says:
not sure

anna; says:
-.-

anna; says:
okay let me put it in the simplest words: anna is a fake

anna; says:
anna does not exist

lovin u says:
ok

lovin u says:
ok

lovin u says:
lol

lovin u says:
funny

anna; says:
and you my friend, have been the source of a lot of amusement for many people

anna; says:
get it?

lovin u says:
u think i was serious

lovin u says:
i have a gf u know

anna; says:
hahaha you said you were single

lovin u says:
i lied

anna; says:
ah that's nice

anna; says:
do you talk to every single girl on your list or something?

lovin u says:
yup

lovin u says:
not really most

anna; says:
okay

anna; says:
you angry now or something?

lovin u says:
so wats ur real name??

anna; says:
not telling you

anna; says:
that was a fake account i set up

anna; says:
originally it was to trick someone i knew

anna; says:
but then people started to contact it

anna; says:
sorry was d/ced

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Talk about an anti-climax! Anyway I'll delete him off the Anna list. Adieu AZN fetish! The amusement you provide will be sorely missed.

Part 7 - AZN Freak

2006-12-12T23:18:00.000-08:00

Hello, I am back ^_^

There has been some 19 year old guy expressing interest in me, but I don't think I'll follow up on him since he seems just despo, not exceptionally creepy/weird/amusing.

Anyway back to everyone's favourite guy: AZN FREAK!

Today I was at my friend's house when I decided to log on, and our dear friend was online. So I started talking to him with everyone else around and got him to turn on the web cam. Unfortunately my friend had a virus on her com or something, so the com shut down suddenly mid convo and the convo was lost! ARGH.

Anyway I turned it back on again and people like Stephanie and Anthea took turns talking to him. I only talked to him in the beginning and the end. Anyway this convo log was made possible thanks to Stephanie since our good friend has a weird penchant for irritating emoticons which replace letters like "oo", "w", "he" and many others. Most perplexing was the "bi" one which was a sheep waving?!?! So Stephanie helped me de-code the damned thing.

Also disturbingly he had this really creepy smile, too bad I forgot to take a screen shot of it. He smiled pretty often too at the things 'I' said.

Get mentally prepared for a really long convo.

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Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

anna; says:
hi, sorry

anna; says:
had to go off suddenly

lovin u says:
yea

anna; says:
hey can i see your friendster account again?

anna; says:
i need to check something

anna; says:
to verfiy with the singapore government

lovin u says:
ok its xxxxxxxxxxxxx@optusnet.com.au

lovin u says:
verify what

anna; says:
that you want to marry me

anna; says:
remember?

lovin u says:
yer why u need to verify with governnt

anna; says:
yup

lovin u says:
ok cool go ahead

anna; says:
yup

anna; says:
hey can you start the webcam again?

anna; says:
i really want to see you ^___^

lovin u says:
so when we gonna marry

lovin u says:
why im ugly

lovin u is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

anna; says:
no you're not (I think Steph started from here)

anna; says:
you're very hot

anna; says:
asap!

anna; says:
i need the money (in the previous convo I had said that if I married a white guy, the government would give me $100,000)

anna; says:
yup and the church of scientology will be very happy

anna; says:
to hear about our marriage

lovin u says:
where abouts

anna; says:
in Singapore of course

anna; says:
the government will be very happy to have more white men

lovin u says:
ok im not ur religion hto

lovin u says:
why not hear

anna; says:
because i'm in Singapore

lovin u has stopped viewing webcam with you.

lovin u says:
got d/c sry

lovin u says:
im back

lovin u is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

anna; says:
it's okay

lovin u says:
so what about ur parents what will they think of marriage

anna; says:
they are very good mormons

anna; says:
they want me to reproduce to have many kids

lovin u says:
(probably the weird laughing smiley)

lovin u says:
yea do they like white guy

anna; says:
of course

lovin u says:
ok

anna; says:
as long as he's fertile

anna; says:
(the wink emoticon I think)

lovin u says:
(laughing smiley)

anna; says:
that is so cute ^_^

anna; says:
you look hot when you smile like that

lovin u says:
(probably laughing emoticon)

lovin u says:
did u tell ur parents about me

anna; says:
yes

anna; says:
they want to know every single detail of my life

lovin u says:
what they say

lovin u says:
do u have any siblings

anna; says:
they said it's very good that i found a mate

anna; says:
yes

anna; says:
they have already reproduced with their mates

lovin u says:
ha all of them

anna; says:
yes

anna; says:
i am the youngest

lovin u says:
sisters or brothers

lovin u says:
all in singapore

anna; says:
yes i have sisters and brothers

anna; says:
they are all over the world

anna; says:
they have colonized rapidly

lovin u says:
how many

anna; says:
11

anna; says:
hundred

lovin u says:
holy pooooooooooo

lovin u says:
thats a lot

anna; says:
yeah

anna; says:
we're like the old woman who lived in a shoe

anna; says:
she had a lot of kids

lovin u says:
yea

anna; says:
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth,
Without any bread,
Whipped them all soundly, and sent them to bed.

anna; says:
http://www.bookmakersltd.com/art/bishop_art/BISHOPshoe.jpg

lovin u says:
yea i know

lovin u has stopped viewing webcam with you.

lovin u says:
u stop web cam

anna; says:
huh???

anna; says:
i didnt

anna; says:
---> can't remember

lovin u is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

anna; says:
i want to see you

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

anna; says:
what are you up to?

lovin u says:
nothin

anna; says:
---> can't remember

lovin u says:
i feel so sick

anna; says:
why?

lovin u says:
really bad cold

anna; says:
aww

lovin u says:
come here look after me

anna; says:
i wish i could

anna; says:
but you're so far away

lovin u says:
my lou po

anna; says:
i lurbe euuuxchz

anna; says:
my lao gong

lovin u says:
get it lou po

lovin u says:
(some rubbish emoticon he had)

anna; says:
(heart emoticon)

anna; says:
(kiss emoticon?)

lovin u winks:
Play "Kiss"

anna; winks:
Play "Heart"

anna; says:
my hart go a-thumping for euux baby (I think Anthea started around here)

lovin u says:
euux

anna; says:
you, baby

anna; says:
euu = sexy way of saying 'you'

lovin u says:
why im ugly and sick

anna; says:
only the top elite in singapore can use that kind of language =)

anna; says:
i don't get it

anna; says:
i love you remember?

anna; says:
love surpasses all boundaries

anna; says:
sorry i meant 'lurbe' not 'love'

anna; says:
it's more elite that way

anna; says:
1337, you know?

lovin u says:
ok then if u love me

lovin u says:
god

lovin u says:
1337 i dont know

anna; says:
huh??

anna; says:
you dont know what that is?

lovin u says:
no

anna; says:
it's ok baby. 'cos lurbe transcends all obstacles

anna; says:
don't matta if you know 1337 or not

anna; says:
dat don't matta (Steph used some translator thing set to gangsta mode)

lovin u says:
what it mean

anna; says:
elite

lovin u says:
tell me plz

anna; says:
i love ya keep it real.

lovin u says:
ok

anna; says:
you're so silly and cute

lovin u says:
im not silly

anna; says:
euu are my only one, my efferythingx

lovin u says:
really

anna; says:
yeah

anna; says:
fo' sure

lovin u says:
ok im so cold and sick

anna; says:
do you need a hug?

anna; says:
or more?

anna; says:
my love for euu is as hot as the sun

lovin u says:
so when u gonna be 17

lovin u says:
yup i need a hug and kiss

anna; says:
don't tell me you can't feel it from there??????

anna; says:
i'm gonna be 17 next year

anna; says:
soon

anna; says:
then i'll be LEGAL

anna; says:
and you can come get me

anna; says:
legal in singapore, that is

lovin u says:
17 legal

lovin u says:
its 18 here

anna; says:
if you mate with a girl under 17 years old, the singapore government will catch you and put you in prison

anna; says:
you'll get arrested for statutory rape

lovin u says:
ok ok

lovin u says:
even if ur white

anna; says:
BUT if i givew in then it won't be rape anymore

anna; says:
oh but if you're white it doesnt matter

anna; says:
they'll relax the rules

anna; says:
because they love caucasians

lovin u says:
cool

lovin u says:
so wat date is ur birthday

anna; says:
january 4

lovin u says:
ohh soon

anna; says:
yep

anna; says:
aren't you excited?

anna; says:
i am

lovin u says:
30 days after mine

lovin u says:
yer

anna; says:
really?

anna; says:
when's your birthday?

lovin u says:
5th dec

anna; says:
happy belated birthday

anna; says:
too bad i missed it

anna; says:
i would have given you a present

lovin u says:
yer

anna; says:
who's that?

anna; says:
your boyfriend? (someone, probably his dad appeared in the webcam in the background)

anna; says:
i'm jealous

lovin u says:
i want a present

anna; says:
what present do you want?

lovin u says:
euux

anna; says:
euu need some lurbin'?

lovin u says:
huh

lovin u says:
huh

lovin u says:
h

anna; says:
what are you thinking of?

lovin u says:
you

anna; says:
that's so sweeeeeeet

lovin u says:
with those glasses (I think he has a fetish about glasses too!)

anna; says:
you're my little hunny bunny XD

lovin u says:
(some shitty emoticon)

anna; says:
i want a big, white, strong boyfriend just like you

You have just sent a Nudge!

lovin u says:
i feel so sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

lovin u says:
im not big

anna; says:
i know... sick with LURBE right?

lovin u says:
no (when he said this, we all started to feel guilty so we wanted to end it)

lovin u has stopped viewing webcam with you.

anna; says:
don't worry, i'll be your remedy

anna; says:
go and rest babe

anna; says:
hey

lovin u is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

lovin u says:
well

anna; says:
hey, i think you should go rest

anna; says:
go to sleep

anna; says:
if you're not feeling well

anna; says:
=)

anna; says:
please? do it for me

anna; says:
i'll be thinking of you

lovin u says:
ok then

lovin u says:
i cant sleep with blocked nose

lovin u says:
i cant

anna; says:
take some medicine

lovin u says:
i did already

anna; says:
who's that girl? (someone was walking around in a black bra or something O.O)

lovin u says:
who

anna; says:
the person behind you just now?

lovin u says:
dad or brother

anna; says:
okay

anna; says:
can you please go sleep now?

lovin u says:
no

anna; says:
why?

anna; says:
you look pretty ill

lovin u says:
h ell (one of the uninterpretable lines)

anna; says:
yup

lovin u says:
so what else is there to talk about

anna; says:
im sorry

anna; says:
its dinner time

anna; says:
o have to go

anna; says:
i*

lovin u says:
ok cya

anna; says:
sleep soon!

lovin u says:
nar

lovin u says:
love(?) you

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I think I'll end it the next time I talk to him.

Part 6 - AZN Fetish

2006-11-21T20:56:00.000-08:00

Hello! I am back again ^_^ Today AZN boy messaged me again but I wasn't on MSN messenger, so no pictures :(

Anyway without the webcam, I got to be more like myself! Though this convo is no way as weird as yesterday's, I got to have a little fun ;)

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Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

i love you my asian girlz says:
hey

anna; says:
hello

i love you my asian girlz says:
how r u??

anna; says:
alright

anna; says:
i went to a greenpeace meeting today (:

anna; says:
it was very good

i love you my asian girlz says:
ok

anna; says:
what about you?

i love you my asian girlz says:
i started my last yr of high school

anna; says:
today?

i love you my asian girlz says:
i started my last yr of high school

anna; says:
okay

anna; says:
how was it?

i love you my asian girlz says:
gud i started my majors in international studies and chinese history

i love you my asian girlz says:
and i think i might be comin to singapore nxt yr

anna; says:
oh that's great

anna; says:
there are lots of asian girls here for you

anna; says:
international studies? like?

i love you my asian girlz says:
yer i love it

i love you my asian girlz says:
asian girls here i know but they dont like white guyz

anna; says:
oh that's sad

anna; says:
you should come to singapore then

anna; says:
lots of asian girls will throw themselves at you

i love you my asian girlz says:
yer do singaporean girls like white guyz cool

anna; says:
yup

anna; says:
loads of them do

anna; says:
there is a special breed of them called the 'sarong party girls'

i love you my asian girlz says:
wat bout wud u throw urself at me

anna; says:
they are educated in a special school called SPG High to seduce white guys

anna; says:
and hence make the white guys stay in singapore

anna; says:
and add to the population

anna; says:
me? maybe

i love you my asian girlz says:
ok i wish u wud lol

anna; says:
hahaha why me?

i love you my asian girlz says:
cos ur really nice sweet and cute

anna; says:
there are those educated especially in the seductive arts for white guys

anna; says:
thanks

anna; says:
you'll like it here (:

i love you my asian girlz says:
but i dont like them ones i like ur type

anna; says:
of course you need to sign this 'special' pledge with the government to have more than 2.1 kids in your stay here

anna; says:
then you can become a resident of singapore (:

anna; says:
it's one of those things they don't really tell the foreigners

i love you my asian girlz says:
why i have to have kids??

anna; says:
because the population of singapore is decreasing

anna; says:
so if the foreigners have more than 2.1 kids here, or promise to do so

anna; says:
they get permanent residency

i love you my asian girlz says:
ok maybe i can have u kids hehe

anna; says:
hahaha

anna; says:
that's good

anna; says:
do you like kids?

i love you my asian girlz says:
wat kind of work could i do in singapore??

anna; says:
well it depends on what degree you have

anna; says:
but mainly because of your race, you get to run hog wild around singapore

i love you my asian girlz says:
yea i like mixed kids from diff colour mum and dad

anna; says:
the government loves white people

i love you my asian girlz says:
ok hehe

i love you my asian girlz says:
im thinken bout doin uni there cos im still at school wat do u think??

anna; says:
hmm it's really hard to do uni in singapire

anna; says:
*singapore

anna; says:
as in the requirements and work one has to put in is a lot

i love you my asian girlz says:
i know

anna; says:
but you're rewarded with a degree from a good university

i love you my asian girlz says:
yer i know my best friend is studying here but she is from singapore

i love you my asian girlz says:
and wants me to go to uni with her there

anna; says:
she's asian too?

anna; says:
ah i see

i love you my asian girlz says:
she is hindu

anna; says:
well most singaporeans actually go overseas to do uni

anna; says:
rather then actually study in the singapore u.

anna; says:
*than

i love you my asian girlz says:
yer i know she wants to go back tho

i love you my asian girlz says:
wat about u u gonna study overseas??

anna; says:
that's unusual

anna; says:
i hope to study overseas

i love you my asian girlz says:
where?? (please say here with me in Australia)

anna; says:
hopefully somewhere greenpeace has a large established organisation

anna; says:
in singapore we're supressed

anna; says:
hahaha maybe

anna; says:
if australia has greenprace

anna; says:
*greenpeace

i love you my asian girlz says:
yer it does

i love you my asian girlz says:
do u have a mobile phone (handphone) ??*(see below)

anna; says:
yup i do

anna; says:
why?

anna; says:
but i seldom use it

anna; says:
as it is a waste of money and electricity

anna; says:
money which could be better used for charity work

i love you my asian girlz says:
can i have ur number and call u??

anna; says:
sorry i don't really give it out to people

anna; says:
only my family members have it

i love you my asian girlz says:
why??

i love you my asian girlz says:
u dont trust me??

anna; says:
hahaha i have friends too you know

anna; says:
but even they don't have it

anna; says:
not even my really good friends

anna; says:
since they mostly call my house phone

i love you my asian girlz says:
plz>??

i love you my asian girlz says:
i wanna hear ur voice

anna; says:
nope

anna; says:
sorry

anna; says:
can't

anna; says:
i'll think about it

anna; says:
anyway i have to go now

anna; says:
to the library

anna; says:
bye!

anna; says:
talk to you another time

i love you my asian girlz says:
bye

i love you my asian girlz says:
take care

i love you my asian girlz says:
(kiss emoticon)

i love you my asian girlz says:
(heart emoticon)
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*It wasn't till after I responded that I realised that I shouldn't have told him I had a handphone. OMG HAHAHAHA I just remembered something insane about handphone numbers...! Maybe I will give him 'my' handphone number next time ^_^

Part 5 - AZN Freak

2006-11-20T21:49:00.000-08:00

Just now as I was online in the afternoon AZN freak boy added me on MSN!

Anyway the messenger thing was kind of unexpected so I didn't really go all psycopath, plus the webcam also unnerved me a little. This dude is one of a kind, a really classic! I think till the day I die, I will ALWAYS remember him:

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i love you my asian girlz is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

anna; says:
hello
i love you my asian girlz says:
there
i love you my asian girlz says:
hey
i love you my asian girlz says:
can u put ur pic in the display
anna; says:
oh
i love you my asian girlz says:
plz ur so hot
anna; says:
wait a little?
anna; says:
oh, thanks
i love you my asian girlz says:
okies
i love you my asian girlz says:
can u see
anna; says:
yup
anna; says:
i can
anna; says:
don't you have a girlfriend now?
i love you my asian girlz says:
NO
i love you my asian girlz says:
just broke up
i love you my asian girlz says:
do u have head phones
anna; says:
i used to
anna; says:
my brother wrecked them
i love you my asian girlz says:
okies
i love you my asian girlz says:
ur so hot
i love you my asian girlz says:
hoe tall r u
i love you my asian girlz says:
how*
anna; says:
about 1.64 m?
anna; says:
i think

i love you my asian girlz has stopped viewing webcam with you.

anna; says:
last time i was measured, which was beginning of this year

i love you my asian girlz is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

anna; says:
did you see what i typed?
i love you my asian girlz says:
no
i love you my asian girlz says:
cos u can onli see me
anna; says:
oh yes, i can see you
i love you my asian girlz says:
yer what ya think

i love you my asian girlz has stopped viewing webcam with you.

i love you my asian girlz is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

anna; says:
you look nice (:
i love you my asian girlz says:
thx u look so cute
anna; says:
hahaha, thanks
anna; says:
no school now?
i love you my asian girlz says:
no
i love you my asian girlz says:
finisd for the yr
i love you my asian girlz says:
u

i love you my asian girlz says:
i (heart) ur glasses
anna; says:
oh i see, that's great for you
anna; says:
yup i just finished not too long ago
i love you my asian girlz says:
it makes u look even hotter
anna; says:
hahaha thanks, i usually just wear them at home
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok at yr u in???
anna; says:
year 10? i think
anna; says:
here we call it sec 4
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok im yr 11
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok
anna; says:
planning to do anything in your spare time?
i love you my asian girlz says:
so u like sports???
anna; says:
nope, not really
i love you my asian girlz says:
meet u in my spare time thats my plan I (heart) u baby

i love you my asian girlz has stopped viewing webcam with you.

anna; says:
hahaha
anna; says:
okay
anna; says:
you barely know me

i love you my asian girlz is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

anna; says:
i noticed you have a lot of 'asian' girls as friends on your friendster
anna; says:
are they really all your friends?
i love you my asian girlz says:
so u plannin to co to australia for college uni
i love you my asian girlz says:
yer friends and ex girlfriends
anna; says:
maybe, not quite sure
i love you my asian girlz says:
or a holiday
anna; says:
nope, i'm going to Japan in december
anna; says:
i haven't been to australia since i was 4
i love you my asian girlz says:
plz come
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok
i love you my asian girlz says:
i like japan
anna; says:
are you really just interested in asian people?
i love you my asian girlz says:
I (heart) asian girls
i love you my asian girlz says:
i onli ever had asian gf
i love you my asian girlz says:
before
anna; says:
ah i see
anna; says:
what about girls of other races?
i love you my asian girlz says:
u like white guys
anna; says:
i'm okay with them i guess
anna; says:
most of the movie stars i like are caucasians
i love you my asian girlz says:
it depends what race
anna; says:
asians could mean many things
i love you my asian girlz says:
yer
anna; says:
like there are the chinese, the koreans, the japanese, the vietnamese, the thais, the indians, the malays and so on
i love you my asian girlz says:
what religion r u and what country u from
i love you my asian girlz says:
i like all of them
anna; says:
hahaha okay
anna; says:
i'm a scientologist
anna; says:
and from singapore
i love you my asian girlz says:
especially ur colour
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok cool
anna; says:
my colour?
i love you my asian girlz says:
yer
anna; says:
as in the colour of my skin?
i love you my asian girlz winks:
Play "Bow"

i love you my asian girlz just sent you a Nudge!

anna; says:
hahaha that's nice
anna; says:
i know there are some girls that dislike being chinese
i love you my asian girlz says:
i love them
anna; says:
are you playing a game now?
i love you my asian girlz says:
so do u have a bf
anna; says:
nope
anna; says:
i had one before
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok asian guy
anna; says:
yup
anna; says:
since they are all over singapore

i love you my asian girlz just sent you a Nudge!

i love you my asian girlz says:
yer i love singapore
anna; says:
have you been here before?
anna; says:
did you see what i typed just now?
i love you my asian girlz says:
no
anna; says:
oh, i asked you if you've ever been to singapore
i love you my asian girlz says:
once before
i love you my asian girlz says:
I love it
anna; says:
you busy?
anna; says:
oh i'm sorry, i didn't see that just now :/
i love you my asian girlz has stopped viewing webcam with you.

i love you my asian girlz is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

i love you my asian girlz says:
i got disconnected
anna; says:
okay
anna; says:
are you busy?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

i love you my asian girlz says:
no
i love you my asian girlz says:
u
anna; says:
nope, but you seem busy

i love you my asian girlz says:
no its just everything keep goin wrong
anna; says:
okay, like?
i love you my asian girlz says:
web cam
i love you my asian girlz says:
media player
anna; says:
okay
i love you my asian girlz says:
so what u doin

i love you my asian girlz has stopped viewing webcam with you.

anna; says:
sorry i was away
anna; says:
i was getting some things ready for my report
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok
anna; says:
anyway i have to go now
i love you my asian girlz says:
itz kk
anna; says:
bye
i love you my asian girlz says:

i love you my asian girlz says:
take care
anna; says:
thanks
i love you my asian girlz winks:
Play "Kiss"
i love you my asian girlz says:
chat laterz
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Halfway during the convo he suddenly drew closer to the com and had this really pervy look in his eye! I was half freaked out/amused by it:

Given that he sounded like a total cheekopek and the comments he made earlier, it made me think of him doing something gross while looking at my pic, also not helped since Yen Fern who I was talking to at the time said the same thing. Anyway the presence of the webcam ensured I could see he wasn't doing anything dirty... I think!

Weirdo.

Part 4 - AZN Fetish

2006-11-20T13:42:00.000-08:00

Hello, everyone's favourite psychopath is back ^_^!

So anyway the messaging with 'CL' or despo #1 is still on going, I stopped for a while because I really didn't feel like doing anything since he seems to be relatively harmless and I have no idea how to scare him off without it seeming really OTT. Anyway the saga continues...

I have a new fan!

Meet Chris!

As you can see, he is interested in me ^_^ You can also see that he is obviously blind because I am 16 which is written clearly on my profile. Wanna bet he didn't quite see what I wrote there?

Anyway I checked out his profile and this is what I saw:

and

You seriously cannot make stuff like this up. Dude. Also I checked all the friends on his list that they all had two things in common, 1) They were female, 2) They were ALL ASIAN, majority Chinese. He even had some ah lians like those from the Museam of Twits as his friends. Guess who has an Asian Fetish?

Anyway his testimonalis amuse me to no end, it seems like he has an obsessed stalker of sorts (he has some ASIAN girlfriend) ,

and of course there are the classical clueless ones,

I was talking to Stephanie as I viewed his profile and this is what she said:
HELP needed desperately! says:
OMG
HELP needed desperately! says:
is this guy a joke?

No kidding!

Anyway I replied him on friendster since my policy is to not add people, but to let them come to me, therefore I cannot be held responsbile for their mental trauma after meeting me!

Love,
Everyone's favourite sociopath,
Anna XOXO

P.S. Wee the drunkard has not replied, 1 sucessful hit!

Part 3 - CL

2006-11-14T00:25:00.000-08:00

Wowee! Second post in a day ^_^

Anyway I have another fan!

He isn't that creepy compared to creepozoid #2, but sounds a little despo nonetheless. Anyway I overhauled my friendster so I can sound like the sociopath and HMS (high morality shit) that I am ^_^

I sent him a reply just now, but I made a mistake and didn't copy down what I sent him. Ugh. Anyway it was pretty formal and I emphasised the fact that I was sitting for my O levels now. A little disclaimer here is that all these people have contacted me first and messaged me first, so it's not like I'm trapping them or anything. Creepozoid #1 has still yet to make contact. I guess he's still studying for his O levels or something.

Part 2 - Wee

2006-11-13T20:07:00.000-08:00

Hello Wee.

Yes I have looked at your profile and no, I don't really think you're an alcoholic. I'm not really looking to what life has to offer, but more of what I can offer for life, to preserve the current environment that we have.

I believe pubbing, going to the KTV and partying to be an excessive waste of energy, both personal and electrical and a waste of money. Did you know that at the current rate the world is heading, all fossil fuel deposits will be used up within 50 years time? That is a very short time period indeed and within both of our lifetimes.

Secondly did you know that a mere donation of $40 a year is enough for a year of education for a Myanmarese girl? That alone is enough to prevent her from the joining the ever increasing ranks of child prostitution in South East Asia.

I have no favourite hang out as I go to various places like the Greenpeace head office in Singapore, The Singapore Zoological Gardens and the Methodist Welfare homes for the aged. The little time I have left I spend either at home or watching foreign films.

I also hope to get to know you better.

My e-mail is thebracingseabreeze@hotmail.com

Have a nice day!

Part 1 - Wee

2006-11-12T07:34:00.000-08:00

Hi! My name is Anna.

I am a very nice girl and you can see my friendster profile here. Please add me!

Anyway in my first posting, I'd like to start off with a guy called Wee (or henceforth know as creepozoid #2).

Wee appears to be some university graduate, his friendster pictures are of him in his graduating gown and cap. Weirdo. So anyway he added me, which surprised me a lot because I had never heard of him before and we had no friends on common. Strange. So anyway I checked again today before this blog entry and he added Pamela from B1. Stranger!

So he sent me this message, which I just saw yesterday:

Dude. Like WTF? For obvious reasons I have erased off his e-mail and his handphone number. What part of '16 years old' do you NOT get? Anyway this guy gives me the creepy vibes. Since he wasn't on the original agenda, nor the original target, I'll just see what happens. I'll reply him after tomorrow or something when I have time to craft out a proper reply that is fitting ^_^

Also I have noted one other thing, that when you post a picture of yourself online, you get loads of strange people looking at your profile.

Minus Melodie, my friend, the rest are people I've never even heard of in my life! I like the way how one of them is named after a bra brand or something (La Senza), one is called Sun and the other is called '-FreeZe'. It's like a juxtaposition of hot and cold (the sun and uh, ice) which brings out the inherent weirdness of having a name like 'Senza' and in Melodie's case, looking like a green tiger.

So anyway, this is my first post! I'll post more on the orignal target and creepozoid #2 at a later time. Wish me luck for my Lit exam tomorrow!