It's been a long time baby - "Addie"

For some reason this one added my MSN.

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Addie: hi
Me: hi
Addie: hi how are you today?
Me: alive?
Addie: my name is paris I'm doing great today I'm 21 years old how old are you?
Me: I am 22 years old
Addie: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!
Me: no thank you, I have taken a vow of chastity. I'm going to be a priest
Addie: I can show u how to watch free if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE
Me: GOD STRIKES DOWN ALL SINNERS AND FORNICATORS. BEGONE EVIL TEMPTRESS!
Addie: well since its free the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT .. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! [http://www.neopets.com] fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live for free!
Me: GOD'S WRATHFUL HAND SHALL TURN AGAINST YOU ONE DAY. JUST YOU WAIT.
Addie: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?
Me: of course, would not want to destroy the atmosphere
Addie: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u for free... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

Part 15 - Hannah

Hannah says:
Hi

Me says:
er hello

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
hey, A/S/L?:)

Me says:
21/m/singapore

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

Me says:
nope, no webcam

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

Me says:
trying to save money to buy me some better weights

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$

Me says:
oh sure

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on "Webcams" let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janeroom fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!

Me says:
i'm honoured that you trust me

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$

Me says:
sorry but no credit card
i'm not working yet

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn...I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u... You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you..

Me says:
alright
bye babe

hannahnedivo@hotmail.com says:
AUTO-RESPONSE: hey just in the middle of my webcam show if you want to watch click the link http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janeroom

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I really have nothing to say about that -___________________-. I also have half a mind to change my e-mail to something overpoweringly feminine - like pinkglitterysparklesunicorn@hotmail.com or ihaveapassionforfashion@hotmail.com. Is my melwong****@hotmail.com e-mail address THAT sexually ambiguous that people have no idea they just added a girl?!?! WTF.

Part 14 - Humsub

You could not possibly have imagined the massive face palm that followed upon receiving this message:

However on clicking the link, it said suspended user. Looks like the people at friendster have gotten something right at last.

Do add him should you wish some fun, this one is certainly asking for it and I feel too drained to really provoke any rubbish >.<

Part 13 - Teen Flirt Chat

A friend, Nic, gave me the link to this teen chat. Essentially it was filled full off people looking to have cybersex, pictures of underages tits and so on.

As such the next post will be explicit to an extent.

I also adopted another name without really thinking, so I'm melanie123. At it's peak I had literally 20 windows open with people wanting to chat and had to turn down quite a few. I also lost some other good ones because I closed the main window and it in turn closed all the rest of the conversation windows.
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a_guy_so_sweet looking for a guy to talk
Melanie123 i
Melanie123 i'm not a guy
a_guy_so_sweet i am a guy
Melanie123 but you're looking for a guy
Melanie123 and i'm not a guy
Melanie123 oh right, you missed a question mark
a_guy_so_sweet so what is your name
Melanie123 melanie
a_guy_so_sweet i am ronen
a_guy_so_sweet so hows life treating u
a_guy_so_sweet are u ahppy
Melanie123 yes very happy in fact!
Melanie123 i recently watched Kill Bill
Melanie123 killing makes me happy ^_^
a_guy_so_sweet bad bad ]
Melanie123 mm no kidding
Melanie123 do you like blood too?
Melanie123 :D
a_guy_so_sweet good go kill your self before a mirror
Melanie123 oh yeah baby
Melanie123 so sexy
Melanie123 turns me on
a_guy_so_sweet bye

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Boy_For_Shemale 0hey
Boy_For_Shemale 0asl
Melanie123 15/f/utah
Boy_For_Shemale im 17/m/california
Boy_For_Shemale roleplay?
Boy_For_Shemale roleplay?
Melanie123 oh yes please!
Melanie123 i want to be pikachu from pokemon
Melanie123 you can be ash, the big strong trainer
Boy_For_Shemale how about your misty instead and you abuse me
Boy_For_Shemale or ash's mom
Boy_For_Shemale ok?
Melanie123 so wait
Boy_For_Shemale what?
Melanie123 do i still get to be pikachu?
Melanie123 because if i do, then anything goes!
Boy_For_Shemale ok
Boy_For_Shemale you start
Melanie123 you have to start
Melanie123 i'm in a pokeball rememebr
Boy_For_Shemale is sleeping and misty lets you out and she whispers
to you how much fun would it be to dom ash as she's putting on a big
black strapon
Boy_For_Shemale (so your also misty right)
Boy_For_Shemale (GO)
Boy_For_Shemale HELLO
Melanie123 sorry!
Boy_For_Shemale JUST GO
Melanie123 ohright also misty
Boy_For_Shemale yea
Boy_For_Shemale just go
Melanie123 she sneaks up slowly onto boy for shemale's bed
Melanie123 and pulls down his shorts, he stirs a little but drifts off to
sleep quickly
Boy_For_Shemale moves a bit and goes back to sleepd
Melanie123 she rubs lub on the strap on
Melanie123 and slides it up boy for shemale's anus slowly
Boy_For_Shemale moves a bit ahh what the hell misty
Boy_For_Shemale backs away and pulls up his shorts
Boy_For_Shemale misty what the hell are you doing
Melanie123 i was trying to make you happy!
Boy_For_Shemale (your supposed to force it upon me and call me
ash)
Melanie123 sorry sorry!
Melanie123 kinda distracted here
Boy_For_Shemale shut up and actually roleplay cuz so far your
failing
Melanie123 PIKACHU USES THUNDERBOLT AND KNOCKS ASH OUT
Boy_For_Shemale falls over with his butt in the air
Boy_For_Shemale you got 10 seconds
Boy_For_Shemale or we are roleplaying my way
Boy_For_Shemale that's it
Boy_For_Shemale this roleplay is terrible
Boy_For_Shemale are you even there
Boy_For_Shemale we are going to roleplay with my roles
Melanie123 i'm busy
Melanie123 sorry i can't be at your beck and call
Melanie123 mastar
Melanie123 *master

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On msn

carl m says:
hey babe
carl m says:
u there babe
melanie! says:
yup sorry
melanie! says:
busy
carl m says:
oh thats ok
carl m says:
do u have a pic of u
melanie! says:
yup
carl m says:
can u send one to me please

Waiting for carl m to accept the file "100_2203_edited_e.jpg" (21 Kb, less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer.

Transfer of file "100_2203_edited_e.jpg" has been accepted by carl m. Starting transfer...

Sending of "100_2203_edited_e.jpg" to carl m has failed.

carl m says:
can u send it agian please hun
carl m says:
can u send it again please babe

Waiting for carl m to accept the file "100_2203_edited_e.jpg" (21 Kb, less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem). Please wait for a response or Cancel (Alt+Q) the file transfer.

Transfer of file "100_2203_edited_e.jpg" has been accepted by carl m. Starting transfer...

Transfer of "100_2203_edited_e.jpg" is complete. (the usual anna picture)

carl m says:
very nice
carl m says:
send some naughty ones and i will be naughty for u if u want me to
melanie! says:
mmm
melanie! says:
none unfortunately
melanie! says:
and no camera on hand
carl m says:
what u wearing now
melanie! says:
a t-shirt and shorts
carl m says:
any panties and bra
melanie! says:
nope
carl m says:
you need to get a cam to hand
melanie! says:
to hand?
carl m says:
take some pic for me to wank over
carl m says:
teh u can watch
melanie! says:
mmm maybe this is a good time to tell you that i'm lesbian
melanie! says:
not really into penises and all
carl m says:
oh ok
melanie! says:
they look like decomposed sausages
carl m says:
yes
carl m says:
but they make you feel good
melanie! says:
never really tired one, tbf
carl m says:
u need to do
melanie! says:
but i hear cucumbers are a good alternative
carl m says:
have u ever tried anything
melanie! says:
i've tried cucumbers
carl m says:
what was it like
melanie! says:
satisfying
melanie! says:
and it felt kinda cool down there
melanie! says:
like as cool as a cucumber

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brad7 hey
brad7 asl
Melanie123 15/f/utah
brad7 m17 tennessee
brad7 u at school?
Melanie123 nope
Melanie123 taking the day off for some rest
Melanie123 kinda burnt out now
brad7 same here
brad7 what u look like
Melanie123 dark hair, brown eyes, about 5'3
brad7 6'2 brown hair andn blue eyes tanned 6 pack
brad7 got b/f?
brad7 ?
Melanie123 nope
Melanie123 never had one
Melanie123 i'm usually too busy
brad7 virgin?
Melanie123 yup
brad7 ?
brad7 ever done anything
Melanie123 like?
brad7 anything sexual
brad7 ?
Melanie123 mm yes, of course
Melanie123 i am a average girl
brad7 u got a cell?
brad7 ?
Melanie123 nope
Melanie123 parents took it away from me
Melanie123 bills too high
brad7 u got a home phone
brad7 i can call u this one time
brad7 ?
Melanie123 sorry busy
Melanie123 nope, my younger sister is at home
Melanie123 she'll tattle on me if i used the phone
Melanie123 i'm grounded
brad7 ok just wondering
Melanie123 mm so sorry
brad7 thats ok
brad7 i could unknown u could pretend u didnt know who it was
Melanie123 nah bad idea
brad7 k
Melanie123 parents look at any excuse to bark at me
Melanie123 anyway yes, i need to go now
Melanie123 goodbye
brad7 bye

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Nic swears every single of them is a pedo. Wouldn't be surprised myself. There was even one called bigblackdude or something, but I lost that convo log along with a few others.

Part 12 - I am Melvin

Post taken from personal blog as this happened on my actual msn account, you'll find out why later

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Wow 500th post, and damn, this is going to be a good one.

I was on msn just now when someone added me, before I could ask who it was the person asked me if I was a Melvin... who wanted cybersex. The convo that followed next is sexually explict and no way would I have had the balls to do it if I didn't have cw goading me on, LAWL.

Beware people, but it's still awesome.

By the way it was a female, unless it's a gay guy or something.
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sexy, let's make love says:

hi.. melvin here?

sexy, let's make love says:

is this melvin? my fren said u wanted a sexchat n webcam sessn..

me

what the flying fuck/

me

wrong person

sexy, let's make love says:

ok

sexy, let's make love says:

sorry

sexy, let's make love says:

youre melwong2303?

sexy, let's make love says:

oh fuck.. rong additn..

me

2*03

sexy, let's make love says:

ok srry.

me

uh huh yes

me

hope you get your fun

sexy, let's make love says:

wanna help mi anywae?

me

by?

sexy, let's make love says:

sex chat..

me

to you?

sexy, let's make love says:

wif me..

sexy, let's make love says:

or any frens 2 recommend..

me

what about the melvin person you intended to add?

sexy, let's make love says:

ya.. adding nw..

me

any success?

sexy, let's make love says:

no...nt accptd yet.

me

maybe he's offline

me

still searching for someone?

sexy, let's make love says:

k..

sexy, let's make love says:

ya..

sexy, let's make love says:

yz?

me

are you that hot girl in that picture?

sexy, let's make love says:

ya. hu r u?

sexy, let's make love says:

where r u from?

sexy, let's make love says:

s'p?

me

nope in a JC

me

how old are you?

sexy, let's make love says:

no ure from singapore i meant?

sexy, let's make love says:

im from sp.. 19

me

oh right, yeah based in singapore

sexy, let's make love says:

which jc r u frm

me

i'm an indonesian scholar

me

from NJC

sexy, let's make love says:

wads ur name.?

me

melvin wong

sexy, let's make love says:

so ure melvin?

me

one melvin, not the one you're looking for though

sexy, let's make love says:

oh..

sexy, let's make love says:

u want sex chat?

me

sure why not

me

could use a little destressing

sexy, let's make love says:

kewl.. melvin do u masturbate?

me

of course

me

twice everyday

me

till my balls get dry

sexy, let's make love says:

kewlz.. ure my kind of guy

sexy, let's make love says:

so u wanna start?

me

anytime you're ready

sexy, let's make love says:

sure.. u start by saying something..lets have cybersex k..

me

aren't you starting it?

me

this is my first time having cybersex with someone

sexy, let's make love says:

guys first?

sexy, let's make love says:

oh okie.

me

it's sexier if the girls takes charge

sexy, let's make love says:

you jus say out wad u think of doin kz

sexy, let's make love says:

so first we r on a bed

sexy, let's make love says:

i kiss u deeply and my tongue enters urmouth

sexy, let's make love says:

n i rub myself against u..feeling ur hardness

sexy, let's make love says:

massaging ur cock with my pussy.. dry fuck

sexy, let's make love says:

ur turn..

me

i continue kissing you

sexy, let's make love says:

r u masturbating now?

me

as my hands wander all over your neck and shoulders

me

and i start pinching your bum as you moan

sexy, let's make love says:

in real lyf

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan and my hands reach into ur boxers...

me

my hands move upwards and start to unbutton your blouse

me

i reach for your bra and tear it off

me

it makes a sound like a paper ripping

sexy, let's make love says:

i press my breasts against ur hard chest

sexy, let's make love says:

n i tug at ur boxers..

sexy, let's make love says:

pull it down

sexy, let's make love says:

r u masturbating in real lyk?

sexy, let's make love says:

lyf?

me

yes

me

taking it real slow

me

making it last longer

me

you're so hot

me

you set me on fire baby

me

i grab at your nipple and lower my head

me

sucking them and nibbling like a suckling pig

sexy, let's make love says:

my nipples arch up

sexy, let's make love says:

iam so turned on babie..

sexy, let's make love says:

fuck me please...

me

my hands reach lower and i tug at your jeans

me

but the belts in the way so i have to stop sucking

me

i pull away as my saliva makes a trail down your chest like the upper course of a river

me

meandering down your stomach

me

i undo you belt and fling it across the room

me

in the distance i hear a crash

me

but you're moaning so hard for me

sexy, let's make love says:

i take off my underwear for u babie

me

and i can see you're all wet

me

the glistening reflected in the light of the television

me

news of a child being named '4real' on it

me

as i start stroking you

me

you alright baby?

sexy, let's make love says:

im ok

sexy, let's make love says:

i dun get wad u mean by 4real

me

still masturbating?

sexy, let's make love says:

yes

me

sorry let me continue

sexy, let's make love says:

kz

me

you lie back on the bed, legs open

me

and i insert my middle finger into you

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan as my juices flow out onto ur finger

me

i remove my finger and stick it up your anus

sexy, let's make love says:

its tight babie..feel it..

me

i am baby

me

i remove my finger and grab a banana off the side table

me

and i slow slide it up your anus

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan in pleasure..

sexy, let's make love says:

and i beg for ur cock insead..

me

i reach over and take the remote control of the tv

me

i must deny myself this pleasure

me

it makes me feel better

me

i rub the control over you, wetting them

me

then i slowly slide it up you

sexy, let's make love says:

i moan in pleasure and beg u to put e real thing in me

sexy, let's make love says:

i want to cum

me

instead i start moving the remote in and out slowly

me

and channels on the tv change

me

i started to thrust it in faster and faster

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After that she stopped responding. Guess i'm a bad online lover.

Happy 500th post ^_^

Part 11 - Joseph

Okay yes, long totally overdue post.

As always this guy started sending me random messages through friendster, and since I didn't really check my account often, communication was sparse.

Before you kill me for 1) not posting in gazoinks 2) not further screwing with this guy, let it be known that my school during school term is literally killer, I have little time to spare for Anna-ness which eats up quite a bit of time on my part.

So here we go! The bad spelling Joseph.

Joseph confesses to be ugly, but since he was gracious enough to spare us the agony of looking at this so called 'ugly' face by not uploading a picture to Friendster.

He manages to beat our dear 'investment banker' friend, Mark from the previous post. He is also mind bogglingly incomprehensible. All I get is that 1) he's ugly, 2) he's old 3) his command of English is bad.

So anyway this was the first message he sent to me (as always it's a screencap of me replying to him, his message is below).


Oh yes, please do give your number out randomly (And on another note as safe as Facebook seems please do not EVER post your handphone number and home address there - you're asking for trouble) to strangers. Also: where was it stated on my profile that I gave out free magazines to people? Oh you've quite read me wrong.

And after about a month plus when I finally checked Anna again, I found this waiting for me:


Oh hmm. I forgot to erase the number out of that. No matter, don't suppose anyone who reads this is idiotic enough to even call him. One thing good though, he never gives up does he? Always optimistic that I'll text him or some other form of rubbish.

After this it ends, I guess looking back around the August period I was going through a rough patch and didn't have the patience to keep this up much longer. Aha.

Introduction

'Anna' was originally set up to play a prank on a particularly annoying pest called Eamon in 2006, hoping to put an end to his bull shit.

However he never took the bait.

Instead what I found awaiting me was other guys who sent 'Anna' desperate messages, trying to pick her up. Instead of being an mischievous pointless project, 'Anna' slowly evolved into a public education/shaming project, amusing aspects thrown in free of charge, of the desperate/creepy/disturbing people to be found in Friendster (and I will possibly add to this selection when I have more time, Myspace, Facebook and Hot or Not to go!)

Lest I be accused of being unethical, let me state clearly that anything, even my own blog, on the internet is considered public and can be used freely by other people. I even go one step further by not contacting anyone at all. 'Anna' is run passively and responds to people who message her, I do not actively seek out victims.

This blog has no schedule for updating as it is only updated when people message 'Anna'.