Part 6 - AZN Fetish

Hello! I am back again ^_^ Today AZN boy messaged me again but I wasn't on MSN messenger, so no pictures :(

Anyway without the webcam, I got to be more like myself! Though this convo is no way as weird as yesterday's, I got to have a little fun ;)

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Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.

i love you my asian girlz says:
hey

anna; says:
hello

i love you my asian girlz says:
how r u??

anna; says:
alright

anna; says:
i went to a greenpeace meeting today (:

anna; says:
it was very good

i love you my asian girlz says:
ok

anna; says:
what about you?

i love you my asian girlz says:
i started my last yr of high school

anna; says:
today?

i love you my asian girlz says:
i started my last yr of high school

anna; says:
okay

anna; says:
how was it?

i love you my asian girlz says:
gud i started my majors in international studies and chinese history

i love you my asian girlz says:
and i think i might be comin to singapore nxt yr

anna; says:
oh that's great

anna; says:
there are lots of asian girls here for you

anna; says:
international studies? like?

i love you my asian girlz says:
yer i love it

i love you my asian girlz says:
asian girls here i know but they dont like white guyz

anna; says:
oh that's sad

anna; says:
you should come to singapore then

anna; says:
lots of asian girls will throw themselves at you

i love you my asian girlz says:
yer do singaporean girls like white guyz cool

anna; says:
yup

anna; says:
loads of them do

anna; says:
there is a special breed of them called the 'sarong party girls'

i love you my asian girlz says:
wat bout wud u throw urself at me

anna; says:
they are educated in a special school called SPG High to seduce white guys

anna; says:
and hence make the white guys stay in singapore

anna; says:
and add to the population

anna; says:
me? maybe

i love you my asian girlz says:
ok i wish u wud lol

anna; says:
hahaha why me?

i love you my asian girlz says:
cos ur really nice sweet and cute

anna; says:
there are those educated especially in the seductive arts for white guys

anna; says:
thanks

anna; says:
you'll like it here (:

i love you my asian girlz says:
but i dont like them ones i like ur type

anna; says:
of course you need to sign this 'special' pledge with the government to have more than 2.1 kids in your stay here

anna; says:
then you can become a resident of singapore (:

anna; says:
it's one of those things they don't really tell the foreigners

i love you my asian girlz says:
why i have to have kids??

anna; says:
because the population of singapore is decreasing

anna; says:
so if the foreigners have more than 2.1 kids here, or promise to do so

anna; says:
they get permanent residency

i love you my asian girlz says:
ok maybe i can have u kids hehe

anna; says:
hahaha

anna; says:
that's good

anna; says:
do you like kids?

i love you my asian girlz says:
wat kind of work could i do in singapore??

anna; says:
well it depends on what degree you have

anna; says:
but mainly because of your race, you get to run hog wild around singapore

i love you my asian girlz says:
yea i like mixed kids from diff colour mum and dad

anna; says:
the government loves white people

i love you my asian girlz says:
ok hehe

i love you my asian girlz says:
im thinken bout doin uni there cos im still at school wat do u think??

anna; says:
hmm it's really hard to do uni in singapire

anna; says:
*singapore

anna; says:
as in the requirements and work one has to put in is a lot

i love you my asian girlz says:
i know

anna; says:
but you're rewarded with a degree from a good university

i love you my asian girlz says:
yer i know my best friend is studying here but she is from singapore

i love you my asian girlz says:
and wants me to go to uni with her there

anna; says:
she's asian too?

anna; says:
ah i see

i love you my asian girlz says:
she is hindu

anna; says:
well most singaporeans actually go overseas to do uni

anna; says:
rather then actually study in the singapore u.

anna; says:
*than

i love you my asian girlz says:
yer i know she wants to go back tho

i love you my asian girlz says:
wat about u u gonna study overseas??

anna; says:
that's unusual

anna; says:
i hope to study overseas

i love you my asian girlz says:
where?? (please say here with me in Australia)

anna; says:
hopefully somewhere greenpeace has a large established organisation

anna; says:
in singapore we're supressed

anna; says:
hahaha maybe

anna; says:
if australia has greenprace

anna; says:
*greenpeace

i love you my asian girlz says:
yer it does

i love you my asian girlz says:
do u have a mobile phone (handphone) ??*(see below)

anna; says:
yup i do

anna; says:
why?

anna; says:
but i seldom use it

anna; says:
as it is a waste of money and electricity

anna; says:
money which could be better used for charity work

i love you my asian girlz says:
can i have ur number and call u??

anna; says:
sorry i don't really give it out to people

anna; says:
only my family members have it

i love you my asian girlz says:
why??

i love you my asian girlz says:
u dont trust me??

anna; says:
hahaha i have friends too you know

anna; says:
but even they don't have it

anna; says:
not even my really good friends

anna; says:
since they mostly call my house phone

i love you my asian girlz says:
plz>??

i love you my asian girlz says:
i wanna hear ur voice

anna; says:
nope

anna; says:
sorry

anna; says:
can't

anna; says:
i'll think about it

anna; says:
anyway i have to go now

anna; says:
to the library

anna; says:
bye!

anna; says:
talk to you another time

i love you my asian girlz says:
bye

i love you my asian girlz says:
take care

i love you my asian girlz says:
(kiss emoticon)

i love you my asian girlz says:
(heart emoticon)
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*It wasn't till after I responded that I realised that I shouldn't have told him I had a handphone. OMG HAHAHAHA I just remembered something insane about handphone numbers...! Maybe I will give him 'my' handphone number next time ^_^

Part 5 - AZN Freak

Just now as I was online in the afternoon AZN freak boy added me on MSN!

Anyway the messenger thing was kind of unexpected so I didn't really go all psycopath, plus the webcam also unnerved me a little. This dude is one of a kind, a really classic! I think till the day I die, I will ALWAYS remember him:



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i love you my asian girlz is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

anna; says:
hello
i love you my asian girlz says:
there
i love you my asian girlz says:
hey
i love you my asian girlz says:
can u put ur pic in the display
anna; says:
oh
i love you my asian girlz says:
plz ur so hot
anna; says:
wait a little?
anna; says:
oh, thanks
i love you my asian girlz says:
okies
i love you my asian girlz says:
can u see
anna; says:
yup
anna; says:
i can
anna; says:
don't you have a girlfriend now?
i love you my asian girlz says:
NO
i love you my asian girlz says:
just broke up
i love you my asian girlz says:
do u have head phones
anna; says:
i used to
anna; says:
my brother wrecked them
i love you my asian girlz says:
okies
i love you my asian girlz says:
ur so hot
i love you my asian girlz says:
hoe tall r u
i love you my asian girlz says:
how*
anna; says:
about 1.64 m?
anna; says:
i think

i love you my asian girlz has stopped viewing webcam with you.

anna; says:
last time i was measured, which was beginning of this year

i love you my asian girlz is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

anna; says:
did you see what i typed?
i love you my asian girlz says:
no
i love you my asian girlz says:
cos u can onli see me
anna; says:
oh yes, i can see you
i love you my asian girlz says:
yer what ya think

i love you my asian girlz has stopped viewing webcam with you.

i love you my asian girlz is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

anna; says:
you look nice (:
i love you my asian girlz says:
thx u look so cute
anna; says:
hahaha, thanks
anna; says:
no school now?
i love you my asian girlz says:
no
i love you my asian girlz says:
finisd for the yr
i love you my asian girlz says:
u

i love you my asian girlz says:
i (heart) ur glasses
anna; says:
oh i see, that's great for you
anna; says:
yup i just finished not too long ago
i love you my asian girlz says:
it makes u look even hotter
anna; says:
hahaha thanks, i usually just wear them at home
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok at yr u in???
anna; says:
year 10? i think
anna; says:
here we call it sec 4
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok im yr 11
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok
anna; says:
planning to do anything in your spare time?
i love you my asian girlz says:
so u like sports???
anna; says:
nope, not really
i love you my asian girlz says:
meet u in my spare time thats my plan I (heart) u baby

i love you my asian girlz has stopped viewing webcam with you.

anna; says:
hahaha
anna; says:
okay
anna; says:
you barely know me

i love you my asian girlz is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

anna; says:
i noticed you have a lot of 'asian' girls as friends on your friendster
anna; says:
are they really all your friends?
i love you my asian girlz says:
so u plannin to co to australia for college uni
i love you my asian girlz says:
yer friends and ex girlfriends
anna; says:
maybe, not quite sure
i love you my asian girlz says:
or a holiday
anna; says:
nope, i'm going to Japan in december
anna; says:
i haven't been to australia since i was 4
i love you my asian girlz says:
plz come
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok
i love you my asian girlz says:
i like japan
anna; says:
are you really just interested in asian people?
i love you my asian girlz says:
I (heart) asian girls
i love you my asian girlz says:
i onli ever had asian gf
i love you my asian girlz says:
before
anna; says:
ah i see
anna; says:
what about girls of other races?
i love you my asian girlz says:
u like white guys
anna; says:
i'm okay with them i guess
anna; says:
most of the movie stars i like are caucasians
i love you my asian girlz says:
it depends what race
anna; says:
asians could mean many things
i love you my asian girlz says:
yer
anna; says:
like there are the chinese, the koreans, the japanese, the vietnamese, the thais, the indians, the malays and so on
i love you my asian girlz says:
what religion r u and what country u from
i love you my asian girlz says:
i like all of them
anna; says:
hahaha okay
anna; says:
i'm a scientologist
anna; says:
and from singapore
i love you my asian girlz says:
especially ur colour
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok cool
anna; says:
my colour?
i love you my asian girlz says:
yer
anna; says:
as in the colour of my skin?
i love you my asian girlz winks:
Play "Bow"

i love you my asian girlz just sent you a Nudge!

anna; says:
hahaha that's nice
anna; says:
i know there are some girls that dislike being chinese
i love you my asian girlz says:
i love them
anna; says:
are you playing a game now?
i love you my asian girlz says:
so do u have a bf
anna; says:
nope
anna; says:
i had one before
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok asian guy
anna; says:
yup
anna; says:
since they are all over singapore

i love you my asian girlz just sent you a Nudge!

i love you my asian girlz says:
yer i love singapore
anna; says:
have you been here before?
anna; says:
did you see what i typed just now?
i love you my asian girlz says:
no
anna; says:
oh, i asked you if you've ever been to singapore
i love you my asian girlz says:
once before
i love you my asian girlz says:
I love it
anna; says:
you busy?
anna; says:
oh i'm sorry, i didn't see that just now :/
i love you my asian girlz has stopped viewing webcam with you.

i love you my asian girlz is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to accept (Alt+C) or decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

i love you my asian girlz says:
i got disconnected
anna; says:
okay
anna; says:
are you busy?

You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.

i love you my asian girlz says:
no
i love you my asian girlz says:
u
anna; says:
nope, but you seem busy

i love you my asian girlz says:
no its just everything keep goin wrong
anna; says:
okay, like?
i love you my asian girlz says:
web cam
i love you my asian girlz says:
media player
anna; says:
okay
i love you my asian girlz says:
so what u doin

i love you my asian girlz has stopped viewing webcam with you.

anna; says:
sorry i was away
anna; says:
i was getting some things ready for my report
i love you my asian girlz says:
ok
anna; says:
anyway i have to go now
i love you my asian girlz says:
itz kk
anna; says:
bye
i love you my asian girlz says:

i love you my asian girlz says:
take care
anna; says:
thanks
i love you my asian girlz winks:
Play "Kiss"
i love you my asian girlz says:
chat laterz
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Halfway during the convo he suddenly drew closer to the com and had this really pervy look in his eye! I was half freaked out/amused by it:



Given that he sounded like a total cheekopek and the comments he made earlier, it made me think of him doing something gross while looking at my pic, also not helped since Yen Fern who I was talking to at the time said the same thing. Anyway the presence of the webcam ensured I could see he wasn't doing anything dirty... I think!

Weirdo.

Part 4 - AZN Fetish

Hello, everyone's favourite psychopath is back ^_^!

So anyway the messaging with 'CL' or despo #1 is still on going, I stopped for a while because I really didn't feel like doing anything since he seems to be relatively harmless and I have no idea how to scare him off without it seeming really OTT. Anyway the saga continues...

I have a new fan!

Meet Chris!



As you can see, he is interested in me ^_^ You can also see that he is obviously blind because I am 16 which is written clearly on my profile. Wanna bet he didn't quite see what I wrote there?

Anyway I checked out his profile and this is what I saw:



and



You seriously cannot make stuff like this up. Dude. Also I checked all the friends on his list that they all had two things in common, 1) They were female, 2) They were ALL ASIAN, majority Chinese. He even had some ah lians like those from the Museam of Twits as his friends. Guess who has an Asian Fetish?

Anyway his testimonalis amuse me to no end, it seems like he has an obsessed stalker of sorts (he has some ASIAN girlfriend) ,



and of course there are the classical clueless ones,



I was talking to Stephanie as I viewed his profile and this is what she said:
HELP needed desperately! says:
OMG
HELP needed desperately! says:
is this guy a joke?

No kidding!

Anyway I replied him on friendster since my policy is to not add people, but to let them come to me, therefore I cannot be held responsbile for their mental trauma after meeting me!

Love,
Everyone's favourite sociopath,
Anna XOXO

P.S. Wee the drunkard has not replied, 1 sucessful hit!

Part 3 - CL

Wowee! Second post in a day ^_^

Anyway I have another fan!



He isn't that creepy compared to creepozoid #2, but sounds a little despo nonetheless. Anyway I overhauled my friendster so I can sound like the sociopath and HMS (high morality shit) that I am ^_^

I sent him a reply just now, but I made a mistake and didn't copy down what I sent him. Ugh. Anyway it was pretty formal and I emphasised the fact that I was sitting for my O levels now. A little disclaimer here is that all these people have contacted me first and messaged me first, so it's not like I'm trapping them or anything. Creepozoid #1 has still yet to make contact. I guess he's still studying for his O levels or something.

Part 2 - Wee

Hello Wee.

Yes I have looked at your profile and no, I don't really think you're an alcoholic. I'm not really looking to what life has to offer, but more of what I can offer for life, to preserve the current environment that we have.

I believe pubbing, going to the KTV and partying to be an excessive waste of energy, both personal and electrical and a waste of money. Did you know that at the current rate the world is heading, all fossil fuel deposits will be used up within 50 years time? That is a very short time period indeed and within both of our lifetimes.

Secondly did you know that a mere donation of $40 a year is enough for a year of education for a Myanmarese girl? That alone is enough to prevent her from the joining the ever increasing ranks of child prostitution in South East Asia.

I have no favourite hang out as I go to various places like the Greenpeace head office in Singapore, The Singapore Zoological Gardens and the Methodist Welfare homes for the aged. The little time I have left I spend either at home or watching foreign films.

I also hope to get to know you better.

My e-mail is thebracingseabreeze@hotmail.com

Have a nice day!

Part 1 - Wee

Hi! My name is Anna.

I am a very nice girl and you can see my friendster profile here. Please add me!

Anyway in my first posting, I'd like to start off with a guy called Wee (or henceforth know as creepozoid #2).



Wee appears to be some university graduate, his friendster pictures are of him in his graduating gown and cap. Weirdo. So anyway he added me, which surprised me a lot because I had never heard of him before and we had no friends on common. Strange. So anyway I checked again today before this blog entry and he added Pamela from B1. Stranger!

So he sent me this message, which I just saw yesterday:



Dude. Like WTF? For obvious reasons I have erased off his e-mail and his handphone number. What part of '16 years old' do you NOT get? Anyway this guy gives me the creepy vibes. Since he wasn't on the original agenda, nor the original target, I'll just see what happens. I'll reply him after tomorrow or something when I have time to craft out a proper reply that is fitting ^_^

Also I have noted one other thing, that when you post a picture of yourself online, you get loads of strange people looking at your profile.



Minus Melodie, my friend, the rest are people I've never even heard of in my life! I like the way how one of them is named after a bra brand or something (La Senza), one is called Sun and the other is called '-FreeZe'. It's like a juxtaposition of hot and cold (the sun and uh, ice) which brings out the inherent weirdness of having a name like 'Senza' and in Melodie's case, looking like a green tiger.

So anyway, this is my first post! I'll post more on the orignal target and creepozoid #2 at a later time. Wish me luck for my Lit exam tomorrow!