There has been some 19 year old guy expressing interest in me, but I don't think I'll follow up on him since he seems just despo, not exceptionally creepy/weird/amusing.
Anyway back to everyone's favourite guy: AZN FREAK!
Today I was at my friend's house when I decided to log on, and our dear friend was online. So I started talking to him with everyone else around and got him to turn on the web cam. Unfortunately my friend had a virus on her com or something, so the com shut down suddenly mid convo and the convo was lost! ARGH.
Anyway I turned it back on again and people like Stephanie and Anthea took turns talking to him. I only talked to him in the beginning and the end. Anyway this convo log was made possible thanks to Stephanie since our good friend has a weird penchant for irritating emoticons which replace letters like "oo", "w", "he" and many others. Most perplexing was the "bi" one which was a sheep waving?!?! So Stephanie helped me de-code the damned thing.
Also disturbingly he had this really creepy smile, too bad I forgot to take a screen shot of it. He smiled pretty often too at the things 'I' said.
Get mentally prepared for a really long convo.
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Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
anna; says:
hi, sorry
anna; says:
had to go off suddenly
lovin u says:
yea
anna; says:
hey can i see your friendster account again?
anna; says:
i need to check something
anna; says:
to verfiy with the singapore government
lovin u says:
ok its xxxxxxxxxxxxx@optusnet.com.au
lovin u says:
verify what
anna; says:
that you want to marry me
anna; says:
remember?
lovin u says:
yer why u need to verify with governnt
anna; says:
yup
lovin u says:
ok cool go ahead
anna; says:
yup
anna; says:
hey can you start the webcam again?
anna; says:
i really want to see you ^___^
lovin u says:
so when we gonna marry
lovin u says:
why im ugly
lovin u is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.
anna; says:
no you're not (I think Steph started from here)
anna; says:
you're very hot
anna; says:
asap!
anna; says:
i need the money (in the previous convo I had said that if I married a white guy, the government would give me $100,000)
anna; says:
yup and the church of scientology will be very happy
anna; says:
to hear about our marriage
lovin u says:
where abouts
anna; says:
in Singapore of course
anna; says:
the government will be very happy to have more white men
lovin u says:
ok im not ur religion hto
lovin u says:
why not hear
anna; says:
because i'm in Singapore
lovin u has stopped viewing webcam with you.
lovin u says:
got d/c sry
lovin u says:
im back
lovin u is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.
anna; says:
it's okay
lovin u says:
so what about ur parents what will they think of marriage
anna; says:
they are very good mormons
anna; says:
they want me to reproduce to have many kids
lovin u says:
(probably the weird laughing smiley)
lovin u says:
yea do they like white guy
anna; says:
of course
lovin u says:
ok
anna; says:
as long as he's fertile
anna; says:
(the wink emoticon I think)
lovin u says:
(laughing smiley)
anna; says:
that is so cute ^_^
anna; says:
you look hot when you smile like that
lovin u says:
(probably laughing emoticon)
lovin u says:
did u tell ur parents about me
anna; says:
yes
anna; says:
they want to know every single detail of my life
lovin u says:
what they say
lovin u says:
do u have any siblings
anna; says:
they said it's very good that i found a mate
anna; says:
yes
anna; says:
they have already reproduced with their mates
lovin u says:
ha all of them
anna; says:
yes
anna; says:
i am the youngest
lovin u says:
sisters or brothers
lovin u says:
all in singapore
anna; says:
yes i have sisters and brothers
anna; says:
they are all over the world
anna; says:
they have colonized rapidly
lovin u says:
how many
anna; says:
11
anna; says:
hundred
lovin u says:
holy pooooooooooo
lovin u says:
thats a lot
anna; says:
yeah
anna; says:
we're like the old woman who lived in a shoe
anna; says:
she had a lot of kids
lovin u says:
yea
anna; says:
There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.
She had so many children, she didn't know what to do.
She gave them some broth,
Without any bread,
Whipped them all soundly, and sent them to bed.
anna; says:
http://www.bookmakersltd.com/art/bishop_art/BISHOPshoe.jpg
lovin u says:
yea i know
lovin u has stopped viewing webcam with you.
lovin u says:
u stop web cam
anna; says:
huh???
anna; says:
i didnt
anna; says:
---> can't remember
lovin u is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
anna; says:
i want to see you
You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.
anna; says:
what are you up to?
lovin u says:
nothin
anna; says:
---> can't remember
lovin u says:
i feel so sick
anna; says:
why?
lovin u says:
really bad cold
anna; says:
aww
lovin u says:
come here look after me
anna; says:
i wish i could
anna; says:
but you're so far away
lovin u says:
my lou po
anna; says:
i lurbe euuuxchz
anna; says:
my lao gong
lovin u says:
get it lou po
lovin u says:
(some rubbish emoticon he had)
anna; says:
(heart emoticon)
anna; says:
(kiss emoticon?)
lovin u winks:
Play "Kiss"
anna; winks:
Play "Heart"
anna; says:
my hart go a-thumping for euux baby (I think Anthea started around here)
lovin u says:
euux
anna; says:
you, baby
anna; says:
euu = sexy way of saying 'you'
lovin u says:
why im ugly and sick
anna; says:
only the top elite in singapore can use that kind of language =)
anna; says:
i don't get it
anna; says:
i love you remember?
anna; says:
love surpasses all boundaries
anna; says:
sorry i meant 'lurbe' not 'love'
anna; says:
it's more elite that way
anna; says:
1337, you know?
lovin u says:
ok then if u love me
lovin u says:
god
lovin u says:
1337 i dont know
anna; says:
huh??
anna; says:
you dont know what that is?
lovin u says:
no
anna; says:
it's ok baby. 'cos lurbe transcends all obstacles
anna; says:
don't matta if you know 1337 or not
anna; says:
dat don't matta (Steph used some translator thing set to gangsta mode)
lovin u says:
what it mean
anna; says:
elite
lovin u says:
tell me plz
anna; says:
i love ya keep it real.
lovin u says:
ok
anna; says:
you're so silly and cute
lovin u says:
im not silly
anna; says:
euu are my only one, my efferythingx
lovin u says:
really
anna; says:
yeah
anna; says:
fo' sure
lovin u says:
ok im so cold and sick
anna; says:
do you need a hug?
anna; says:
or more?
anna; says:
my love for euu is as hot as the sun
lovin u says:
so when u gonna be 17
lovin u says:
yup i need a hug and kiss
anna; says:
don't tell me you can't feel it from there??????
anna; says:
i'm gonna be 17 next year
anna; says:
soon
anna; says:
then i'll be LEGAL
anna; says:
and you can come get me
anna; says:
legal in singapore, that is
lovin u says:
17 legal
lovin u says:
its 18 here
anna; says:
if you mate with a girl under 17 years old, the singapore government will catch you and put you in prison
anna; says:
you'll get arrested for statutory rape
lovin u says:
ok ok
lovin u says:
even if ur white
anna; says:
BUT if i givew in then it won't be rape anymore
anna; says:
oh but if you're white it doesnt matter
anna; says:
they'll relax the rules
anna; says:
because they love caucasians
lovin u says:
cool
lovin u says:
so wat date is ur birthday
anna; says:
january 4
lovin u says:
ohh soon
anna; says:
yep
anna; says:
aren't you excited?
anna; says:
i am
lovin u says:
30 days after mine
lovin u says:
yer
anna; says:
really?
anna; says:
when's your birthday?
lovin u says:
5th dec
anna; says:
happy belated birthday
anna; says:
too bad i missed it
anna; says:
i would have given you a present
lovin u says:
yer
anna; says:
who's that?
anna; says:
your boyfriend? (someone, probably his dad appeared in the webcam in the background)
anna; says:
i'm jealous
lovin u says:
i want a present
anna; says:
what present do you want?
lovin u says:
euux
anna; says:
euu need some lurbin'?
lovin u says:
huh
lovin u says:
huh
lovin u says:
h
anna; says:
what are you thinking of?
lovin u says:
you
anna; says:
that's so sweeeeeeet
lovin u says:
with those glasses (I think he has a fetish about glasses too!)
anna; says:
you're my little hunny bunny XD
lovin u says:
(some shitty emoticon)
anna; says:
i want a big, white, strong boyfriend just like you
You have just sent a Nudge!
lovin u says:
i feel so sickkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
lovin u says:
im not big
anna; says:
i know... sick with LURBE right?
lovin u says:
no (when he said this, we all started to feel guilty so we wanted to end it)
lovin u has stopped viewing webcam with you.
anna; says:
don't worry, i'll be your remedy
anna; says:
go and rest babe
anna; says:
hey
lovin u is inviting you to start viewing webcam. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start viewing webcam.
lovin u says:
well
anna; says:
hey, i think you should go rest
anna; says:
go to sleep
anna; says:
if you're not feeling well
anna; says:
=)
anna; says:
please? do it for me
anna; says:
i'll be thinking of you
lovin u says:
ok then
lovin u says:
i cant sleep with blocked nose
lovin u says:
i cant
anna; says:
take some medicine
lovin u says:
i did already
anna; says:
who's that girl? (someone was walking around in a black bra or something O.O)
lovin u says:
who
anna; says:
the person behind you just now?
lovin u says:
dad or brother
anna; says:
okay
anna; says:
can you please go sleep now?
lovin u says:
no
anna; says:
why?
anna; says:
you look pretty ill
lovin u says:
h ell (one of the uninterpretable lines)
anna; says:
yup
lovin u says:
so what else is there to talk about
anna; says:
im sorry
anna; says:
its dinner time
anna; says:
o have to go
anna; says:
i*
lovin u says:
ok cya
anna; says:
sleep soon!
lovin u says:
nar
lovin u says:
love(?) you
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I think I'll end it the next time I talk to him.
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